Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
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Top comments
allplayedout 20
If it doesn't work, you may be looking at a ghost possession.
amrose1318 10
No more supernatural from now on. lol
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Comments (133)
travismassie 7
Ah isn't google such an amazing thing these days?
matteo5 4
Shouldn't let him watch supernatural
buttersmom 14
I don't blame him. Hamsters are creepy little things.
hellowisaid 15
Kids know.. Untill society tells them it's wrong
prettygurl89 16
Da fuq bruh -_-
itwontvalidate 18
how nice of him to care about your hamster that much.
gatekeeper1993 10
at least he didnt put it on a bullet and shoot the poor creature.
suckceed 17
He should record it in case it's a mandroid, well in this case a hamdroid.
jackycat 17
You get bonus points for more obscure reference.
jackycat 17
Or you could just stick it in the devils trap and see if it escapes. Then no dead beloved pet.
iluvgir12390 1
just say christo
DorienSnippe 11
That only works in season one