Username
United States
Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Virginia Beach, United States
Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
Anonymous
Barnsley, United Kingdom
Unpleasant
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Susan
Canada
Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Anonymous
United States
Symphony
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
Anonymous
Queens Village, United States
Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Tension
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
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SirBedevere 0
That's called male bonding.
juston_p 1
*pfft* *brrght* Noooooo!!! you're off key.
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Comments (154)
KiddNYC1O 22
It stops here! No more Peter and Michael references, please.
kings1fan 6
Sounds like me and my dad! hahaha
kaykay20 0
Once your older op you will again encounter the way guys bond with one another. Just be glad it wasn't your significant other trying to get you to appreciate his farts.
rocker135 0
yet another bethoven
amycakesoctopie 0
Hahahah that's awesome.
KickItHigh 32
I thought it said mother at first... I was like "wtf...?!" Then I realized it said brother. XD
xxxsalinaxxx 9
natures symphony
turmonk 1
lol made me chuckle.. be sure to put it on YouTube!
KLuff 0
Ah... Good ol' male bonding.
TheRealSIDeal 1
it's a father and son experience