Username
United States
Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Virginia Beach, United States
Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
Anonymous
Barnsley, United Kingdom
Unpleasant
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Susan
Canada
Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Anonymous
United States
Symphony
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
Anonymous
Queens Village, United States
Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Tension
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
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SirBedevere 0
That's called male bonding.
juston_p 1
*pfft* *brrght* Noooooo!!! you're off key.
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Comments (154)
iAmScrubs 19
To finally obtain peace on earth, one must have harmony in his or her farts.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
pretty soon they'll be farting "hail to the chief". and have a full album out on iTunes.
ThatLovelyGeek 0
They're Bonding :)
GuessWhatKids 13
No shit that's already been stated about 35 times. Why ******* repeat exactly what has already been covered when you can instead attempt having a scrap of originality and say something creative instead of generally looking like a dipshit with your two capitalized words and redundant as **** smilie face whilst being an unoriginal dumbshit?
Jake_2013 0
^Cool story bro, meanwhile, looks like they were bonding!! :):):):)
italiangurrl 8
did you hear about the father and son bonding?
DynamicDave 11
I think they were bonding :) @ 40: Take the stick out of your ass and calm down a bit. Its just life, don't take it so seriously.
GuessWhatKids 13
^I'm sorry if you all support dumbasses jumping on band wagons constantly and reading the same comment 25 times every FML, but I prefer people who can take the extra 3 seconds to think up their own comment.
DynamicDave 11
Well, no one's twisting your arm forcing you to read the comments. Being so high strung is awfully bad for you lol. I bet your blood pressure is through the roof.
GuessWhatKids 13
I love it when people assume that someone who disagrees with public opinion is automatically extremely ticked off and angry all the time.
DynamicDave 11
It's pretty clear from the tone and language in your posts that you're angry.
Ijas 2
What the **** are you doing and not joining in!!!
lmaoatall 6
it's the fartridge family. join them op. I'm sure they'll let you play the kazoo.
MsMeiriona 2
damnit, I read that and added "with your ******" automatically, then was sad I thought it.
lmaoatall 6
it's ok, I was going to end it with , with your wazoo.
tomboy_girl23 0
I'd Join in
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do!
Shayton 12
musical genius.
Weetart 8
Ahahaha I freaking LOL'd at this.
kewlkate 9
Lol. Sounds like my house! If it's anything like that, you'll need a gas mask soon!!!