Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML
Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML
Today, I walked in on my soon-to-be-ex-husband with his coworker (who we'd always argued about) bent over in front of him. Both of them buck ass naked. He was supposed to be watching our two year-old daughter, who was in another room eating applesauce by herself. She was drenched in applesauce from head to toe. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
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Tedet 0
If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.
Some_guy 6
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door
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Comments (188)
Crudus 0
Well, points for him thinking on the fly imo.
urmomsass 0
at least he didnt sing while he was inside her, keep him, youll thank me
ladiidaa 0
Haha, you made everyone run back to YouTube to listen to the song again. xD Nice work. ;] Your ex-bf is a horrible person, but at least he's clever(?)
22jrdn55 15
for some reason i think your the guy in the FML
urmomsass 0
#153, sadly, Im a virgin ;'(
22jrdn55 15
lol ops ... my bad
TysonFawlay 0
Haha where is the "I dont care but LOL"-button? Haha :D
urmomsass 0
#159, they needs one of those!
tyson346 0
First lol jk but ya tats lol fyl
Intoxicunt 6
Should have handed him a Twix so he could chew it over. It must suck for him to burst into song at every uncomfortable/hopeless situation. *Boyfriend farts in elevator* .... *Loud singing begins*
liveBabylon 0
Don't dump him, just because how hard I would laugh if I found that..' if the girls still down, jump in I would :)