Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML
Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
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JustAnotherKid4U 5
At least hes making an effort to learn!
dinosxxrawr 22
hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.
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Comments (131)
onorexveritas 24
that's toy abuse
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Practice makes perfect!
perdix 31
I can see him spreading a girl's legs and looking for the "Made In China" marked stamped into her.
wvcheesehead1 9
At least it wasn't Ken.
graceinsheepwear 34
At least the kid wasn't licking Ken or at least it wasn't Ken licking Barbie? I'm pretty sure that's what Ken and Barbie do all night while we all sleep.
lulubelles 33
That is a whole different toy story movie right there #60!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Who cares if it's Ken?
LissaMccracken 23
Practice makes perfect ;)
assassinbanana0 20
2 people already posted the same comment
illegalbeagle69 23
Noo, She put a winky face, her comment is different and more important.
LissaMccracken 23
#33, Great minds think alike.
MzZombicidal 36
#93, Greater minds think for themselves. ;P
LissaMccracken 23
#105, I was thinking for myself. I didn't see other people had commented that, when I commented it showed that only 1 person had said anything so...
Sinistra_Blue 12
#105, special minds can't finish sen...
tehdarkness 21
Hahah hhaha hahaha... Too funny. The best part is that he is 14... Boys are so messed up at that age.
outoftown 27
Makes slightly more sense than a daughter practicing on Ken.
MzZombicidal 36
I apologize for that comment. It was in response to earlier replies that seem to have been deleted.
graceinsheepwear 34
Hmmm. There was a comment #57 that made no sense with this fml that I was referring to, but it's gone. A hiccup in the matrix. sorry all.
17This_Is_Me17 8
I am 14 &' our generation is gross &' disgusting. He needs a talk too , that is disgusting !
assassinbanana0 20
Having hormones and being curious about what sex is wrong? What is wrong is having an iPhone at 8. What is wrong is dressing like a **** at 10. What is wrong is kids partying, drinking, and smoking at age 12. What OP's son is doing is completely normal.
17This_Is_Me17 8
Well your not 14 &' have no idea what these 'hormones' can lead to. Oral sex with a barbie one day , getting a girl pregnant the next. I'm not saying or implying that he will , but it happens a lot with this generation , so yeah its disturbing.
assassinbanana0 20
I have been 14. Just because this generation is bad doesn't mean everyone is. He is a 14 year of boy, for crying out loud. Trust me. I was there, my friends have been there, my older brother has been there. Kids do this.
NavalAvaiations1 5
#36 a boy that is practicing oral on a Barbie is not getting a real girl pregnant the next day. Also, this site is a bit mature for you... Go away.
17This_Is_Me17 8
I wasn't saying everyone is , but where I'm from , it's horrible. Plenty of pregnancies, miscarriages . I guess we're just from different parts &' have different opinions. &' yeah , I get he's 14 , but he doesn't really need to be practicing oral sex right now. Plenty of time for that when he's older , I'm just basing it off of what I've seen &' experienced .
17This_Is_Me17 8
My grammar is fine . Maybe not my punctuation , but that I'm okay with . &' it's not too mature , I've seen a lot , guess you'd just have to be in my shoes to understand . No need to be rude about my ' grammar &' punctuation ' &' tell me to ' go away ' . The sites for everyone. &' I'm not sterotyping , it's just what I grew up with .
MzZombicidal 36
You are stereotyping if you assume every teenage boy that experiments is going to knock a girl up the next day.
ManInTheMachine 20
You're feeding the troll, guys.
MzZombicidal 36
Also, your grammar is not "fine" and your punctuation is terrible. I'd work on my intelligence before questioning someone else's, if I were you.
graceinsheepwear 34
57, wtf are you going on about?
worldclassrager 41
It's one way to do it right? But still that's better than getting some hookers...
howdeedoo 22
Why? It's not like he's rubbing his balls on it or anything. At least, I hope he's not...