Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Classic
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Pants down
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Looks like we made it… Oh.
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Leaked
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Better safe than sorry
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
We've all done it
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Squits
Today, as a reward for starting to eating healthy, I got the squits at work. After going to the restroom, my stall didn't have toilet paper, the other two stalls didn't have any either. My boss definitely noticed too when he walked in on me with my pants around my ankles. FML
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I put squirrel aids in the pancake mix, just sayin
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Comments (165)
schwancy 2
Someone should have said something. I would have.
im_banned 0
I would of
Bekll 31
That's "would have" dude... not "of".
im_banned 0
o shit I ment to say wouldn't have my bad
superbadd 0
toilet paper pants xD
JordeeChristina 0
yuck ! nasty nasty.
sicoupe06 0
Was the toilet paper used already? Because that would REALLY make this an FML
Annzy 0
I did that in a buffet. lol.
AndreaHaha 0
well you wiped right (:
glider23 0
What was for dinner?
UnKnwnPuRpLe 0
Ooh jeez that is embarassing but funny lmao
RadAtThis01 0
a true fml
loveisabitch10 0
HA HA! iv never done that before but i HAVE accidently walked out of the bathroom with a used pad stuck to my shoe. it wasnt mine and people noticed it
captncrunch 0
ydi for using that much toliet paper
OwNowBrownCow 0
he should have used charmin
OwNowBrownCow 0
She*
MrQuest 0
epic face, epic face, epic face, **** IN MY PANTS!
samantha_durano 6
i love that song:) and the faces they make in the video.
Raleigh_bruh 7
SAM! You're back. :D
samantha_durano 6
dude raleigh i know! i sent you a pm:) i missed you big brother!
Raleigh_bruh 7
I missed you too. :] But yes, good idea. We should definitely take this conversation to messages because they're banning like crazy now.
samantha_durano 6
really? who all was banned?
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lol, message me and I'll tell you. If I say it on here it'll get moderated.
samantha_durano 6
okie dokie!:)