Today, my alcoholic boyfriend, who's in jail for violating his conditional bond, told me I'd better not have even one drop of alcohol while he's gone. Oh, and he expects $250 of commissary each week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to confront me about my “drinking problem”. He claims that the last time he was at my place, I had a full bottle of rum and now it’s gone. He hasn’t spent the night at my house in over two months and it was a half bottle of Malibu. FML
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend messaging flirty texts with one of the nurses who cared for him while he was in inpatient rehabilitation at the VA Medical Center for alcohol abuse. Not to mention he is back drinking daily. I suck at relationships. FML
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Top comments
Razath 17
Did you laugh at him? I hope you laghed at him. And started thinking of, just perhaps, looking for someone who won't try to use/control you.
Anderling 33
Sounds like the perfect time to let him hit rock bottom, tbh
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Anderling 33
Sounds like the perfect time to let him hit rock bottom, tbh
Razath 17
Did you laugh at him? I hope you laghed at him. And started thinking of, just perhaps, looking for someone who won't try to use/control you.
tomcook14 7
you ment to say your ex
Chazzster 32
OP, you’d really have to be pretty dumb to supply the jailbird $250 a week. Dump him and forget him. Change the locks in case the idiot ever gets out of jail and move on with your life. I hope you don’t have any children by him…
D J's MOM 17
a real man would never have to tell his girl what to do. he thinks that by telling you what to do, he can keep you in line. just ghost his ass and walk away laughing. it's his own fault he f****d up. he can deal with his own consequences. maybe his momma can get him commissary. not your problem. just be happy on you own.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And you're still with this inebriated loser why?