Tp
United States
Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cleveland, United States
Classic
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
tori210
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Anonymous
Makati City, Philippines
Pants down
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
penguinsfan
Canada
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Christen
United States
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Anonymous
San Jose, United States
Looks like we made it… Oh.
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Morgan Bailey
Leaked
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Better safe than sorry
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Anonymous
We've all done it
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
fishtities
Dallas, United States
Squits
Today, as a reward for starting to eating healthy, I got the squits at work. After going to the restroom, my stall didn't have toilet paper, the other two stalls didn't have any either. My boss definitely noticed too when he walked in on me with my pants around my ankles. FML
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I put squirrel aids in the pancake mix, just sayin
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azeen 0
sucky fml. no one cares
joker141 0
I went to raging waters today:D lol
OwNowBrownCow 0
Random comment
Raleigh_bruh 7
^ Cow, aren't most of your comments random also?
OwNowBrownCow 0
touché (if that is used right)
Raleigh_bruh 7
Indeed, it was used right sir.
OwNowBrownCow 0
Sweet. Let the random commenting continue then.
Joheezy 14
lmfao that's hilarious!!
iCommentFML 0
My comment question is... What are you wearin tonight?
hghiPigh 0
ydi for ********
howareyoulard 0
uhhh, you were supposed to flush that
joshua17 0
lol
Cody305 0
tell people u have a tail
onechop 0
GUYS. if your lady's reluctant to swallow, make her eat halloumi cheese to get her used to the taste.
Raleigh_bruh 7
How do you know the two taste similar? Not trying to insinuate anything, but have you tried both?
OwNowBrownCow 0
LOLWUT?
Cody305 0
hey- shine your head for a nickel$? ^