Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML
Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
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CallMeHush 1
uh? Happy Birthday? and enjoy the dick on your windshield.
Boddmon 0
aw I had my car plastic wrapped once too, cost $300 in repairs
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Comments (68)
LaPrimeraSombra 0
I'm not sure that your life is as bad as the guy/girl who's friends don't even know what kind of car (s)he drives.
peachezthelette 22
maybe it was a late bday surprise? and they got confused on how old u were?
analyzewithin 0
Awesome!!
odexy 12
Or maybe the people had the wrong car? Unless it said Happy Birthday _______! Then who knows?
swimchic007 0
ok, to everyone saying she doesnt know her own birthday...i think op meant that her car was vandalized by someone who thought it was the birthday person's car
miscdisc 0
i'm confused i thought that this meant that someone who hates him/her "decorated" aka destroyed her car and said happy birthday as sarcasm... it's like giving someone your garbage and sayin "happy birthday" or "merry christmas" cuz your too lazy to throw it away lol
Firetiger 0
By "explicit drawings" do you mean a penis? Just be happy they were kind enough to wrap the car before they drew on it.
Tunzy 0
More Detail. Were the drawing in Spray Paint? All in all though, the plastic wrap is a deffinate fml.
lindsaylikeomg 0
wrong car maybe?
tisiphone_fml 0
I think that is the assumption. If it was actually spray paint, you should find out who vandalized your car. Plastic wrap can be removed, but spray paint isn't going to come off cheaply or easily.
exoticfuck 0
ydi for not being 21