Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
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Top comments
Chrisboy93 2
Lol, poor you, at least she loves them!
Primus_fml 0
Dude, abs aren't an easy thing to achieve. They can take years. Be glad your girlfriend was at least trying to be nice. And if youre miserable trying to get them, then don't bother anymore. Your girlfriend should still like you regardless of your flabyness.
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Comments (115)
My2864 1
25 - NEVER make fun of a girls weight ... theyl end up crying 3 years straight...
blankettt 0
Thank you, pendatik, now I don't have to waste my time, as I was thinking this exact same thing.
crazyweirdo101 0
Seriously if it's sucking that much and your only doing it for her don't do it
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow your girl sounds like a real bitch. If she can't accept you for who you are, dump her ass. I hate girls like that; she'll be screwing someone else in no time.
temptation_a_zz 0
I think she was just trying to tell her boyfriend that she loves him the way he is. She is probably aware of his frustration with trying to lose weight and this was her way of telling him she loves him regardless.
penguinazul 13
I'm with you pendatik. Why is it okay for guys to be a bit overweight, but not girls? I'll never understand that. OP, I'll be your girlfriend and love you whether you're flabby or not. It's not about the body, it's about the person inside the body. Besides, "flab" is more comfy when cuddling/hugging anyway!
GamerGoddess 0
u need a new gf. yea we all like a man with nice abs, IMO it's the sexiest part about a man, but if YOU want to change ur body, do it for YOU - not her. ur gf should be with u bc she loves all of u. heck: my bf is fit but he has a small tummy and I still think he's the sexiest man alive
xXLeeLeeXx 2
simple solution for happiness = dump her :-)
natural711 6
changing urself to be loved more by another person isn't right I think u need to part ways hun
Flinlock 0
Only read a few of the comments but looks like some pretty good ideas have been posted - Do slower situps with weights and a wide range of motion, lots of protein in your diet, and do some running to slim down a bit so your abs really show.