Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
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Top comments
Chrisboy93 2
Lol, poor you, at least she loves them!
Primus_fml 0
Dude, abs aren't an easy thing to achieve. They can take years. Be glad your girlfriend was at least trying to be nice. And if youre miserable trying to get them, then don't bother anymore. Your girlfriend should still like you regardless of your flabyness.
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Comments (115)
Th9fooe 0
AWWWWWWW:(
Critter456 0
don't worry... there r alot of chubby chasers out there;) (not trying to sound mean, I like a lil meat on my men) & I'm pretty sure she was jus playin... sometimes ppl speak b4 they think through how they should say things...
VforVegi 0
this story is complete bullshit
OhPandaPanda 0
Hey. Don't feel bad! My boyfriend is kinda squishy, I think it's sexy :) I don't want a guy who is skinnier than I am (which would be difficult in the first place), it's just unattractive. I think guys with muscles are sexeh, but they shouldn't feel bad and make themselves miserable over getting them. Girls are cool with settling, as long as you have a job and a nice personality :P
OhPandaPanda 0
I agree! :)
sleeepy2 0
She's a manipulative, passive-aggressive bitch. Dump her!
sonsofsylvia01 0
Dont feel depressed. my bf is chubby and the cutest thing eva! plus, those skinny ass dudes who wear size -1 freak me out
kwoolf 0
it's the type of person you are that matters so if she can't like you for that she's really not worth having
JellyBeanKaytie 0
what a bitch! dw bout it, rock solid guys are really bad to sleep on and cuddle up to. my boyfriends not toned but hes not flabby and its perfect for snuggling :)
nprz 0
It is hard to tell if she was being mean or if she likes you the way you are. But just keep up the work and you'll have nice abs in not much time. And at least it is a workout you can do without buying extra equipment.