Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
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Top comments
Chrisboy93 2
Lol, poor you, at least she loves them!
Primus_fml 0
Dude, abs aren't an easy thing to achieve. They can take years. Be glad your girlfriend was at least trying to be nice. And if youre miserable trying to get them, then don't bother anymore. Your girlfriend should still like you regardless of your flabyness.
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Comments (115)
ButteryassTravis 0
24 - FYL for being an ass. who cares how he talks? I stil say stuff like 'rad' and 'gnar'. Judge me :P just cos I skate XD OP. - FYL I feel your pain, my girlfriend digs that shit too and I'm nowhere near :( plus I got bad acne :(
emmafolds 0
it's a shame that she made an insensitive comment, but not all girls like guys with ripped bodies. if she's been with you this long, she's probably a fan of your body. also, don't ever put yourself through that kind of discomfort for someone else. do it for yourself.
sourgirl101 29
This sounds like some of the insensitive guys grabbing their girlfriend's fat from past FMLs. Now we'll tell this guy the same thing we tell the girls. Learn to take a joke.
Cubrazilian87 0
the key is diet, u gotta lose the body fat first, ur abs are probably already defined enough, do high intensity cardio!!
mona_is_here 10
really a proper advice , take that into account OP
carpediem9_fml 0
dump her
nathan41222 0
lol at #2
callmeniko 0
just tell her: "why would you want a 6 pack, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A KEG(proceed to grab your stomach)" works every time.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! Classy. I once saw a keg-gutted guy who'd tattooed an overhead view of a six-pack on it. Pop-tops and all O.o
sydneeeyx 0
who cares what your girlfriend likes? if youre happy with yourself then thats all that matters. dont change your appearance to fit what 'she' likes. she obviously isnt appreciative of it anyways.
Sdras 0
^^ this.
mpclaw 3
take a breather. her but will get big sooner than later