Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
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Top comments
Chrisboy93 2
Lol, poor you, at least she loves them!
Primus_fml 0
Dude, abs aren't an easy thing to achieve. They can take years. Be glad your girlfriend was at least trying to be nice. And if youre miserable trying to get them, then don't bother anymore. Your girlfriend should still like you regardless of your flabyness.
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mona_is_here 10
43, I second that
lolruses 0
GF is a bitch. you can do better OP.
rockyraccoon28 8
agreed.
dugumit 0
if u want washboard abs here is a NFL trick "sprints" try 15 reps 3x a day along with crunches and traverse hanging abominal lift. now cut out the sugary carbs try some complex carbs, get a decent whey protein no a weight gainer and start eating lean protein. btw if a body like that meant so much to your girl then why is she with you and not someone like that.....think about it.
ASA5G 2
Snap a rubber band on her cooch. it will definitely shut her up. (i heard that on another fml. i wouldnt actually do that)
dont_stop_believ 0
wow everyone says it's mean but I think it's really funny!! flabbyy lol jk
rakume 0
next time just point out one of her flaws that she's embarrassed about. bet she won't do it again
lavieenfrance 0
you're sweet but at least she's honest. keep working on it. the fastest way is to do cardio, the more sit ups you do, the bigger your stomach will appear because although the underlying muscles grown, the layer of fat above it remains. all the best!
sargent94 0
woah dude thats creepy
shadowsbane 0
OP, you're awesome in my book because you're at least trying to be healthy. Keep working on it and don't get discouraged, good luck bro.