Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Karma delivers
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Nice sheen
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Ewwwwww
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Top comments
bryce0110 23
Couldn't you have checked before using it? YDI
tin_cup 27
At least you'll be fly free for the rest of the day.
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Comments (50)
kennethlwinter 3
Because, yknow, reading is hard. Pay more attention next time. YDI
LittleRich 10
Should have gone to Specsavours.
False_Stupidity 42
Not sure if it's an obscure pun or spelling error. Gonna give you benefit of doubt.
gingeraleison 18
Well I hope you didn't bake the muffins after finding this out.
Limeila 10
Spray olive oil? But why?
ER1C_fml 22
How did it taste?
princessofb 5
... And you couldn't check before you used it OP?
waleedma 18
What are they doing in the same place???
MummaG 10
Why do you keep your fly spray with your cooking oil?
booterus 20
Why were those two next to each other in the first place?
jbivens1992 17
Shit like this happens to the best of us. Hopefully you noticed this before eating them.