Today, I thought I would be cute for my one year anniversary with my girlfriend, so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML
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Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I cooked a romantic dinner for my partner to celebrate our five year anniversary. I spent hours preparing a snazzy meal. Just as we sat down to eat, I realized I had forgotten to turn off the oven, and our dessert was now a charred lump of coal. We only realised this when the fire alarm in the kitchen went off. FML
Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary. I had cooked him a romantic meal and we were planning on eating it in front of the fire. This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney. My entire basement filled with smoke and didn't clear for three hours. FML
Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML
Today, being Valentine's Day, I went all out for my wife with flowers, a candlelit dinner, and tickets to a broadway show. The flowers arrived dead, the dinner sucked, and my wife hated the show. Afterwards, I tried to be intimate, but apparently I smelled like a shart trapped in a pant leg. FML
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kitten1800 18
You're a good guy OP, I'm sure she'll thank you when she wakes up. Good things come to those who wait ;)
XxXBadAshXxX 27
You did a good job! Whenever she comes out of it I'm sure there are plenty of things in store for you.
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Comments (117)
kitten1800 18
You're a good guy OP, I'm sure she'll thank you when she wakes up. Good things come to those who wait ;)
ostfaiz 18
yeah Op can wait untill breakfast time!
HanBroman 20
why are you complaining? arent you doing this for her? just because shes asleep doesnt mean shes ungrateful. be a man and wash up! :)
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Well i dont know about you but anniverseries are usually best spent ya know...together....,
ladybugz23 13
#63, i 100% agree!
Mrtigerblue 14
#93,#63 it's generally a rule that the one who cooks doesn't do the dishes, I mean I get it's romantic and all but she can clean up the dishes to show she appreciated his hard work going off and sleeping after a lovely meal instead of helping or even spending time with him is a bitch move
HanBroman 20
so he made all that mess for her to clean up? thats like "SURPRISE, I MADE YOU FOOD. oh and I trashed the kitchen babe good luck with that." I guess the present isnt just about the food, its about spoiling her and showing her that you love her.
XxXBadAshXxX 27
You did a good job! Whenever she comes out of it I'm sure there are plenty of things in store for you.
SeriousJoker72 18
Awe that's so sweet! I'm sure you made her day!
ostfaiz 18
some raw some ready to cook things...lol
notfat14 18
What's a food coma
ostfaiz 18
senselessness sleep caused by food!
cp399 14
Thanks for braving the dislikes to ask this question. I'm sure others were wondering too.
junkman6 22
Also known as the "Itis"
poostickles 14
A coma induced by food
ginger196 14
Well, she'll love you when she wakes up
ethan_unoxx 29
she'll love you forever when she wakes up.
ostfaiz 18
Op u r a cute carin guy as per all deserving ladies, but for me n other boyz u r dumb n fool!
EvilTurtle 35
You just completely obliterated the English language.
Ltsdragons 19
I don't think OP is a dumb fool.. It was really nice of OP to put together a nice dinner for his girlfriend
speckledots 29
The logic in this post astounds me. It makes absolutely no sense.
the_real_dvd 21
Don't forget to clean up the rose petals too.
FunGhoost 10
Patience is a virtue, She will rock your world when she awakes from her power nap *wink wink*
ostfaiz 18
dont arise his hopes..he l b broken if she wont :(
captainsmegma 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds like she can put the food away.