Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
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sumoneoverthere 0
O holy. That must've been REALLY awkward. There's no way you would've known she was dead! You don't deserve that! FYL. =(
DisturbedDriver 0
That is terrible...I hope for the best for that lady's family.
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escapethecityx 0
54 - NOT funny. this sucks... at least she fell asleep instead of having a seizure or something like that.. she went away without pain. rip. ps. i definitely fell asleep on a stranger's shoulder in the bus, when i was like eight years old. :| that would've been funny, this isn't.
christtt315 0
Laughing at the situation. Sad for the lady, but she had a peaceful few last moments.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Sometimes it is hard for experts to tell if someone is dead or not, considering how people declared dead sometimes recover. And on a bus that is bouncing around it would be even harder.
dizzzane 0
77- you know what else happens.... people make shit up to see what kind of response they can get. YOU sound dumb you jackass. Who the **** has that sort of thing happen to them and then runs to this website to post it. Half of the stuff posted on hear is so cliche it sounds like something a person saw on TV and thought it would be awesome to have random people think it happened to them..
cdatribe23 0
AMEN!!!!
Jordn_fml 0
Wow, that's pretty messed up. R.I.P
luxor21221 0
#38 and #53: Your statements really touched my heart. I could not have said it better. #81: I can understand what you mean by laughing at all the good memories of a deceased person. But seeing as how you shared no memories with the old lady that died, what exactly is there to laugh about? Perhaps you can explain the humor in this situation to those of us who are not as sick minded. I still think #64's comment lacks logic. And plus, a person who uses the term "butthurt" does not rank high in credibility in my books.
lol_Epic_Fail 0
I believe it's a girl, by the username. I believe many of you are mistaken. FYL, OP.
lol_Epic_Fail 0
#89, get a sense of humor. People die every day. Get over yourself. I suppose you're one of the people that accuses people with multiple piercings or tattoos of "hating God". Idiot. Old people die. Period. People are living longer than they should- see deterioriation of the body. Weekend at Bernie's: comedy. It's not a stretch to say that this falls in the same category.
k_rain 1
You should have been able to SMELL that she had croaked, since dead people immediately shit and piss themselves. lolololololololololol so terrible
fireitup 0
That's not funny at all.
marryjaneex0 7
lol southpark
lulu889x 22
not all dead peoole shit and piss themselves. It can also take a bit for it to happen if it does.
summer66_fml 0
oH OMG GROSS!!!!