Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
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sumoneoverthere 0
O holy. That must've been REALLY awkward. There's no way you would've known she was dead! You don't deserve that! FYL. =(
DisturbedDriver 0
That is terrible...I hope for the best for that lady's family.
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Comments (732)
feeb1boiledegg 0
hahahahahahahahahahah sick.
fistofflu03 0
I have come to believe that a lot of the FML's on here are fake or over exaggerated. This sound's fake but if it isn't, then definitely FYL
cream123 0
#94- SHUT UP. I highly doubt this person went straight to FML to share this story. People like you sicken me.
lady4 0
SNAPS TO 38 Rest In Peace Ms. FYI: If somebody is sleeping in your shoulder you are not going to constantly be checking their breathing to see if they're still alive or not.. -Things happen... for a reason, and props to the OP if s/he didn't freak out
jennajamison 0
im a necrophiliac, and an old lady walked onto the bus i was on today, and decided to die on the guys shoulder and not mine. they wouldnt even let me take her to the morgue.
lolcorez 0
you guys talk about death like it ALWAYS HAS TO BE SOLEMN ALL THE ******* TIME!c'mon ok sure there is grief,sadness,and loss of one's family member,but the person has gone to another place(i won't say better because no one knows what happens after death,people only have faith,personally i don't know and neither do you),you have to just accept that these things happen all the time and it's part of life,and there are a lot of righteous hypocrites over here rattling off here and don't practice what they preach,and yes i am being honest i DO FIND IT FUNNY,but not towards the fact that the woman died,i mean the OP's reaction when he found out she was dead.GET THAT IN YOUR HEADS!
RxSkater 0
awwwwwwww thats sucks so bad, i would have to burn all the clothes i was wearing a take about 30 showers
csrsc11 0
that is so messed up you are probably scarred for life!
beachh09 0
aww thats so sad
captzoden 0
That's the way I want to go.