Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
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sumoneoverthere 0
O holy. That must've been REALLY awkward. There's no way you would've known she was dead! You don't deserve that! FYL. =(
DisturbedDriver 0
That is terrible...I hope for the best for that lady's family.
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Comments (732)
Calaura9 0
At least she had someone she could lean on in her last waery moments. We all need somebody to lean on...
fatality2009 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THT WAS SO FUNNY!!
inezzy14 1
yeah, not really.
Hellomynameisme_fml 1
Get a life
remingtonjulia 0
Wtf is ur problem....
tootsiepop123 0
thats ****** up....
ammali 0
Yaeh, #51 is right... least she died peacefully and comfortably and you helped aid that, however inadvertently. But though it made things easier for her, it's a bit shaking for you. This is a true FML-worthy story.
chanceuse_fml 0
#37- Except this is real life, and unless it is fake, someone died. There is a difference from movies and reality, haven't you heard?
drizzy_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
43, you totally contradict yourself. The reason you recognise a dead person from a sleeping person is BECAUSE of your work, yeah?
pineapples_fml 5
haha. that's some messed up shit... But at least you can tell her family she died in peace if they ever come asking you what her last moments were like.
QiScorpion 0
wow. that's a pretty serious FML! i hope you explained it all to her family and everything.
yuri63f6 7
...does he include how he forgot to wear deodorant?
Sk8_weed_alcohol 0
R.I.P