Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
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sumoneoverthere 0
O holy. That must've been REALLY awkward. There's no way you would've known she was dead! You don't deserve that! FYL. =(
DisturbedDriver 0
That is terrible...I hope for the best for that lady's family.
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Jasper_fml 0
wow
iluvmycatz 0
I have never heard something like this before...
suddenlyunbroken_fml 0
All the people that clicked YDI are idiots... you were being polite. Poor lady!
lolfml_fml 0
at least she went out peacefully it seems
lolcorez 0
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LOL,seriously people lighten up,#2 is not laughing at the woman who died,he/she is simply just laughing at the OP or what his reaction would have been,please if you had seen this scene in a movie or whatever you would have laughed your ass off!
floopthepoop 0
@#2. No, I would not have laughed if someone died.
lhgurlz 5
hey!! 37 WTF?? this isn't a damn movie!!
cdatribe23 0
seriously. people need to chilllll
Hellomynameisme_fml 1
No I wouldn't have and real live isn't a movie, so maybe you should get a life instead at laughing at old deceased ladies. I mean seriously. This is really sad if you and #2 think this is funny, then maybe you should take a trip to the wacky shack and stay there. Thank you.
mal2012 4
Shutup 37. Just shutup.
Shuffle314159 3
Oh come on, you probably laughed during the Book of Mormon, yes?
ditlihi 0
You had an honored place in her life. Of all people, it was you she felt at peace enough to finally rest.
hannahpie45 0
that's deep man, deep
TheNewGuy03 29
i like it. |the kid|
mangowow 1
Story for the grand kids.
nanner6206 24
Is it known she had any?
guess_what 0
She just died in your arms today! Was it something you said...?
xboxsucks 0
haha nice
cdatribe23 0
I lol'd hard when I read this haha
raabhimself 0
Is there more to the story? Did you offer her peppermint flavored cyanide pills or something
jazminbliss 2
omg. That is sooo bad. Its nice of you to not disturb her, bu...oh ugh that is so bad. Im so sorry. RIP