Broken
Billerica, United States
Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Frederick, United States
All fall down
Today, I tried to go rollerskating with my kids. I wasn’t even able to fully stand up before I fell and broke my leg. FML
skating101
Canada
Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
dad
United States
So, here's the thing…
Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
Not funnu
Cape Town, South Africa
I need a wipe!
Today, I crashed my motorbike and broke both my arms. I now have to rely on my mom and aunt taking turns to do everything for me. FML
Old
United States
It's not an age thing, it's an ice thing
Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML
Anonymous
Someone's getting coal from Santa...
Today, my nephew stabbed me in the knee with a colouring pencil. The hospital says he ripped a hole in a tendon and I need surgery to fix it or one day it'll snap. I’ll have a limp for the rest of my life. FML
Anonymous
United States
SK8 OR DIE
Today, I tried to be the cool older cousin by teaching my nephew how to skateboard. He’s now doing tricks, and I’m sitting on the sidewalk with a sprained ankle because I haven't skated since the Bush administration. FML
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Anonymous
Midland, United States
SK8 OR DIE
Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
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bigmusclebro 20
At least you didn't break your legs! Don't need your arms to roller blade!
wanted_2_want 40
It seems that you were in a roll. Not a good one but a roll nevertheless. Sorry OP
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Comments (59)
vikky538 29
We need a followup!!
oceaneyes213 21
Ouch! My mom once drunkenly insisted we go rollerskating sometime. She ended up breaking a tooth and bruising her tailbone and still hasn't learned her lesson. Hope you heal fast, OP!
Lalala579121 28
Please tell me there's a video.
brendejafulable 41
Time to buy a bidet.
UnluckyChibi 8
Was typing this painful?
wordygirl 11
Since we already have established that you are indeed in a shitty condition, I can offer an idea that just may work. Buy those flushable wet wipes. They are thicker than toilet paper and easier to control. Happy wiping you poor thing!
smoothies14 32
How? Even an especially awful skater usually limits injuries to one side of the body. I can't come up with a reasonable scenario in which this could be the result.
hannahpk 11
Can't imagine what's it's like with both! I recently dislocated my elbow and had one arm in plaster, that was bad enough!
ProSwimmerFL 16
How the hell did you do that !?
Taylor000 16
How'd you type this?