Broken
Billerica, United States
Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Frederick, United States
All fall down
Today, I tried to go rollerskating with my kids. I wasn’t even able to fully stand up before I fell and broke my leg. FML
skating101
Canada
Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
dad
United States
So, here's the thing…
Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
Not funnu
Cape Town, South Africa
I need a wipe!
Today, I crashed my motorbike and broke both my arms. I now have to rely on my mom and aunt taking turns to do everything for me. FML
Old
United States
It's not an age thing, it's an ice thing
Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML
Anonymous
Someone's getting coal from Santa...
Today, my nephew stabbed me in the knee with a colouring pencil. The hospital says he ripped a hole in a tendon and I need surgery to fix it or one day it'll snap. I’ll have a limp for the rest of my life. FML
Anonymous
United States
SK8 OR DIE
Today, I tried to be the cool older cousin by teaching my nephew how to skateboard. He’s now doing tricks, and I’m sitting on the sidewalk with a sprained ankle because I haven't skated since the Bush administration. FML
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Anonymous
Midland, United States
SK8 OR DIE
Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
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bigmusclebro 20
At least you didn't break your legs! Don't need your arms to roller blade!
wanted_2_want 40
It seems that you were in a roll. Not a good one but a roll nevertheless. Sorry OP
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thecouchisalive 20
Seems like a really shitty situation....
AliWantsMarmite 10
INVEST IN A BIDET THEN! IT'S A STREAM OF PRESSURIZED WATER THAT HITS YOUR ANUS
spaced94 15
Unfortunately it is possible to break both wrists by putting your arms out behind you. Stupid move but it happened so fast, more like a reaction than an action. Also, husband does the typing and wiping.
silverbane27 13
Can't wipe but you can type this out ? I call bs
silverbane27 13
Must be painful to type this
jacksraging 3
How did you type this then?
saffy66 34
I was expecting to read "lucky for me they were both on other people".
NwordJim 6
How can you type this if you can't wipe your ass