Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML
Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
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Top comments
DogmaT_fml 4
man you got sugar on the bowling alley.
littlexlion 4
Bowling has been quite dangerous lately! :o
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DogmaT_fml 4
man you got sugar on the bowling alley.
Crush89 0
no balls, all pussy.
lo1337a 1
Sugarbuns? You're about 12, right? You & your girlfriend are like, oh my god, SUPER daring because you hold hands & that might get her pregnant. That's why you're still chaperoned.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
I bet you're only about 3 or 4 years older.
lo1337a 1
Not even close, try again. Though you might be.
DerangedFox 0
Hush now, chil'en! =P
brando_243 0
Where did u even come up with that. Dont be an assholr. And when u make a comment next time and when u try to act cool just try and make it at least slightly funnu and maybe dont make ahit up like u just did
CallMeHush 1
You didn't by chance get a splinter in your ass did you?
theian01 3
I'd be laughing my ass off too!
kevint9911 15
u can't blame her for that, what do youexpected, she come over to kiss it?
alex_vik 1
What the **** is a "sugarbun"?
perdix 31
You're in for a night of hot schadenfreude sex! ;)
cypherzzz 0
"sugar buns" WTF
ImaginaryFoe 1
I hope it's his gf's pet name for him. OP, of course she laughed! Didn't you? She'll be kissing your sugarbuns goodbye if you can't loosen up and laugh at yourself when you do something so obviously funny. Get off the lane, find your balls, and get over it!
FUDGELOVESME 0
ydi for saying sugar buns