Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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Top comments
azhein 0
At least you found out before you got married
schwancy 2
What a dirty hoe bitch.
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Comments (162)
Isamermaid 17
Lol. This is totally something I would do. Just kidding, I don't say "lol."
Mylees 0
lol gotta love stories like this
looper121 0
ouch, major drag man...
Justincolon22 15
what a ******* *****.
Fufii 0
can't turn a hoe into a housewife
Spastastic 6
She'd probably track dirt on the floor.
nebula748 14
Soooooo...leave her with the bill?
DineshKarthikesu 0
Be thankful she didn't say she was sleeping with Susan Boyle.
awesomesauce8 0
good lord...some people...if you don't like who you're with why'd you get with them at all?!?! saves you trouble if you just stay single.
hottie2hottie 0
aww
QwertyMcNugget 0
D: Poor OP. Truely sorry and I hope all is well. :[