Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nope
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
The truth will out
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
Best buds
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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azhein 0
At least you found out before you got married
schwancy 2
What a dirty hoe bitch.
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Comments (162)
firechildredhead 0
ouch. But YDI for not noticing anything in a year! Dummy.
bella_dawn010 0
#17 Maybe she was just that sneaky. People can have long term affairs without anyone knowing when the work schedule/school hours are in their favor. Or they make it to work in their favor.
Mylees 0
u need veneer for ur teeth, miss...
Nightstrike07 1
lol fat ginger bitch thinks cheaters are obvious about it "well I'm off to work to screw my secretary dear, oh by the way, can u please charge my phone full of steamy texts, then leave it on the box of pictures of naked women who aren't you? thanks :)"
firechildredhead 0
Thanks for the suggestion but I like my teeth this way. That's why I haven't fixed them XD
firechildredhead 0
Well damn, all of a sudden Im a fat bitch. The Internet pleases me. So interesting :)
leebie 0
no you've been a fat bitch this whole time. the fact that you think he deserves it for not being a suspicious jerk makes you a dumb hoeslut as well.
larissa132 0
naww she isn't a hoeslut.. she wld have to actually be semi attractive for that. seriously take that pic down ur embarrassing urself.
FantasticFin 0
ew. your teeth are gross, why do you like them, that's why people get braces! and haha rangaaa!
bishhitsandii 3
Well, everyone is just so nice, aren't they? Why should her "imperfections" be fixed? The important thing is that she is happy and comfortable with herself, and it's a shame that none of you seem to be. Because if you were, you wouldn't point out other people's flaws in order to make yourself feel better.
Spastastic 6
How boring would it be if everyone had perfect features? Imperfections, in my opinion, give people character. I had braces for years, but I stopped wearing my retainer because it PISSED ME OFF, and now the gap in my upper front teeth is back. Although sometimes I feel it could stand to be smaller, I rather like it.
Cinn_fml 23
There's nothing wrong with Firechild, I think she's quite pretty. Maybe she's not everyone's ideal, but who cares so long as she's happy with herself? If everyone in the world liked exactly the same thing, the world would be a really boring place.
clmsntgrs 2
well you're an ugly ginger. ydi.
knight0748 5
no comment on looks. but if he ydi, then so's all the women who's been cheated on.
leebie 0
hell, larriss got a point. the Ginger skankuntbitch has no right to be a rockin' a high and mighty attitude when she's uglier than sin. Gawd, fat "people" annoy me.
jjpavo 0
leebie u arean ignorant douche and deserve TO DIE
sweetcheeksjvl 0
you look like a walrus
nerdsgetmehot 23
Firechildredhead isn't ugly at all! It shocks me that anyone could be so cruel as to openly insult someone's physical appearance. :(
ivajosh 0
some girls are really sly >_> "why don't you trust me" =_=
emmanizzer 6
Wow, you people are horribly cruel when you sit behind a computer screen.
firechildredhead 0
Wow you guys went to town with my comment :) I really do find this app to be one of the most entertaining ones I have. Yay!
PimpdaddyCJT 13
my eyes burn because of your pic but that's ok cus larissa makes me happy so GTFO this website
shuva 0
eww. what are you? surely not human
12vballchick12 5
Everyone who insulted firechild is making a complete idiot of themselves. If you want to sound like a shallow immature brat, continue trolling freely! Firechild, i like your teeth too. Even if i didnt i wouldnt go insulting and demeaning random people on the internet. Obviously those people have no life :)
airball33 0
I hope you dumped her stupid ass
husky88 1
exactly my thoughts
roxy999_fml 0
ouch !!!
patiencek 0
cheating makes me sick! don't worry op not all girls cheat! next time you give your heart away don't just assume she is cheating from this girls mistake. there are loyal people out there.
Asstastic4 0
*****, ****, bitch, *****, cheater... Yeah, that's about it.
Asstastic4 0
Oh, and eff your life.
Bg4l31 0
That sucks big time dude forget that bitch she didn't deserve you anyways
like_its_ya_bday 0
ouch. did u take her back? I'm not saying take her back but she told u right? and screw everyone who said ydi for not noticing
FYLDeep 26
Now she can remember it as the place she had her last date with you. And the place she had to hitchhike home from after you left her sorry ass there.
patiencek 0
haha, that's a great idea!
hvg86 0
you made my problem seem soo much smaller in comparison...I feel better
like_its_ya_bday 0
lol this is why I go on here :P