Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML
Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML
Today, I was working at the pharmacy and had a older man come in. He was buying Viagra and, by law, we are required to ask if the patient had any questions. His lovely response was, "When you coming over so I can test this stuff out?" His wife and daughter thought it was hilarious. I could've died. FML
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML
Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
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Top comments
IceCream53423 0
Wally the one eyed wonder weasel? YDI just for that
iFruit 0
I hope they shot that little mother ******. That ugly weasel is popping up everywhere!
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Comments (99)
ArielTheMermaid 17
the heck? Wally the one-eyed wonder weasel? I guess the weasel really does go pop sometimes...
Hidan_fml 0
YDI for saying Wally the one eyed wonder weasel.
FMLyousername 0
GJuuuuuu
Funnywayz 0
Did you have the whole thing?
mrshr3dalot 11
Haha
DecembersShadow 2
Maybe "Wally the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel" was a playful (yet hopefully not serious) name his significant other called it. I don't know any man who would call their junk that
yourwifelovesme 25
Talk about having a hard time
millertime911 15
were they laughing because u named ur penis, Wally the one eyed wonder weasel? hillarious! sorry dude!
JasAshley 7
You really call you penis that? What a loser -.-
JasAshley 7
I'm actually surprised someone married you.... Or was that a lie? Lol