Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML
Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML
Today, I was working at the pharmacy and had a older man come in. He was buying Viagra and, by law, we are required to ask if the patient had any questions. His lovely response was, "When you coming over so I can test this stuff out?" His wife and daughter thought it was hilarious. I could've died. FML
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML
Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
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IceCream53423 0
Wally the one eyed wonder weasel? YDI just for that
iFruit 0
I hope they shot that little mother ******. That ugly weasel is popping up everywhere!
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amatayo 0
good thing you went to a doc beacuseif it salutes for to long the blood will begin to clot and that's just a whole list more of probs. was going to say ydi but I guess things happen
monster_tamer 11
That can happen? (I'm a girl, so I wouldn't know. o.0)
valmont_fml 0
Yes, it can. If you pay attention to ads for viagra and such, they say that if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor. It can actually be a serious problem.
perdix 31
A doctor and a nurse would not laugh at priapism. It is just not funny. On the other hand, if your wife told them how boring and lame even supercharged sex was with you or if they were surprised that they made a Viagra pill for cocks so small, then the giggles could happen.
HamsteronA 0
not your best
iplaylax 0
agreed with 61. Perdix is starting to lose it
mk58 31
PERDIX NEVER LOST IT AND NEVER WILL!! *rage face*
fringle 0
you. are. lame. Wally the one eyed wonder weasel. why are people naming their stuff happy sacks and other stupid names like this?
tiffanyheart 0
They're probably laughing at you because you think that "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" is an acceptable term for your penis.
FarSide 23
Well, it is not as crude as about 50 other euphemisms for the male genitalia.
upintheorange 5
DICK
blland 0
four hours are normal for a typical love session. for a lady, that is.
Zoa_fml 0
they were probably laughing at the fact that you call it Wally the one eyed wonder weasel or whatever! I don't think grown mature women would laugh soley at an erection!
FoundManyLemons 0
Try having sex with your wife? Or even jerking it? YDI
MiniatureMayhem 0
Wally the... you know what? YDI.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Priaprism is not something to laugh about, infront of the patient, that's just unprofessional in the face of severe pain and the possibility of surgical intervention to lose the erection. However, as a nurse, I can say medical professionals are still often very giggly when it comes to horrible things happening to penises. I had an instructor, nurse of 35 years, fall out of her chair discussing penile fractures.
bexox 0
True. Isn't this a somewhat common side-effect of Viagra anyway?
caitivoltaire 0
I get the feeling the laughter was from explaining the unprescribed usage of erectile dysfunction drugs, or even more likely, the hideously laughable name the calls his penis, apparently. I showed that to my girl and we agreed to share confusion over why people wonder why we're lesbians.
LunarMage 2
Idiot.
drmike_fml 0
so you took a Viagra while your wife was at work. or did you get the baby making out of the way 3 hours before you went to the hospital?
FarSide 23
LOL. He probably was done after the first 5 minutes... spent the next 3 hours 55 minutes waiting to walk upright... lol