Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
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Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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Top comments
MzZombicidal 36
Damn, OP! That really is an FYL. You always have to keep an eye out in campsites! I once woke up with spiders crawling all over my sleeping bag and haven't been camping since!
thatguynamedsky 32
I feel for you, i once had a beehive in my own bathroom o.o
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Comments (61)
Merridew 8
Hornets' stings are good for health.
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah. My cousin looked pretty damn healthy in his coffin after dying from hornet stings.
Merridew 8
I'm sorry about your cousin. I just meant that some peoples used them as folk remedy. I'm really sorry.
raphanne_fml 33
Be glad you were just stark naked, and not Stark dead.
katydid91 31
FYL, OP. Bees of any type scare the living hell out of me! And having a swarm of bees in a restroom facility is my worst nightmare.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Clearly the shower at this campsite isn't used regularly.
LisaDay 14
Probably not. Most RVs have showers in them now.
worldclassrager 41
Wrap yourself in your towel and slip out slowly...that usually works
sincerely_emily 9
What the hell were you doing for 4 hours??
Cloureed 9
I've gotta hear the Follow-Up for this one.
pardyhardyk 9
I think I would have just ran naked... But who knows
lina21 12
That sucks OP :( better stuck for 4 hours than stung I can imagine how many times, and probably in awkward places
melbelle7 3
just stood there for hours?! you are an idiot!