Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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Top comments
MzZombicidal 36
Damn, OP! That really is an FYL. You always have to keep an eye out in campsites! I once woke up with spiders crawling all over my sleeping bag and haven't been camping since!
thatguynamedsky 32
I feel for you, i once had a beehive in my own bathroom o.o
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Comments (61)
KuzzBuzz3 15
At least you're okay now??? I don't have that kind of patience OP
foxwasalamb 24
what the **** did you do while you waited?! insanity. i cant sit still for 10 minutes
xNephilim 19
Probably hyperventilate and continuously pee herself a little.
Adam5858 17
Well atleast you didnt get stung
JJ_86 22
I'm taking a firetorch next time I'm going to a campground bathroom.
gracehi 33
YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!!
jbuckets_404 39
JJ_86 is referring to a blow-torch (w/ a small propane bottle from the hardware store), not any kind of weapon/ firearm.
Mauskau 36
This is one of the main reasons I don't go camping and I prefer hotels.
daddysgirl8 21
Four hours? I would've been out of there in four seconds. Naked or dressed.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Couldn't you go out the same way you came in? Unless the hornets suddenly formed behind you, your path should have been clear
buckdharma 38
Unlike a bee which has a barbed stinger that tears out and remains, therefore ending its life, a single hornet can sting multiple times with impunity. They send out a pheromone which unites the colony to swarm. A swarm is life threatening because it's venom is highly toxic. Since the op didn't receive a single sting, I feel he/she played it well. He could have been a headline in the local paper,"Dead Op Found Naked On Bathroom Floor."
geekchick88 17
You're thinking of wasps. They are not the same thing.
MAD01502 20
How can something that makes honey, delicious honey, can be that cruel and deadly?!?!
jerryj 27
Nah, OP was just using an expression.