anon
Saint John, Canada
Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Karmas3itch
United States
Invasion
Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
Jules
Germany
New neighbors
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
ohray
Kibris, Turkey
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
callmeclarence
Valencia, United States
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Anonymous
Brighton, United Kingdom
Nature finds a way
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
Top comments
Dom_Olivares 12
Sounds like a scene from a scary movie!
perdix 31
At least your shower is ... *lowers sunglasses* anty-septic.
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sybyabraham 17
Was it hot?
falon142012 22
They may have been fire ants, but no, I doubt it was that kind of hot.
ohnowhyme123 15
Ew I'd freak out how would it be hot
kieralumina 30
there are people who have bug fetishes. personally bugs give me nightmares. but to each their own.
buckdharma 38
1- No, It's a little swarm.
incoherentrmblr 22
What's next, a Ghoulie pops out from your toilet?
M1DGET_MOOSE 7
Is that ants in your pant or are you just happy to see me?
andrewturtle 16
Why would you wear pants in the shower?
M1DGET_MOOSE 7
Sorry guys... It was the first comment I every got here early enough to be seen and I panicked. But seriously FYL OP.
IndicaPaincakes 28
I think that comment made no sense.
mattrd_fml 31
"Is that ants in your crack or are you just happy to see me" would be more appropriate but still would have made no sense whatsoever.
slappygecko 21
I am happy to see you, so you can help me kill these ants.
VampOfSavannah 31
You're fired.
WoldowJR 25
33: "OMAIGOD An early comment! QUICK! I MUST COMBINE TWO JOKES TOGETHER! Um... Why did the chicken walk into the bar?"
Dom_Olivares 12
Sounds like a scene from a scary movie!
Sports_guy3 28
A 4D one.
parism143 28
Literally my worst nightmare come true...
falon142012 22
This has actually happened to me before. I felt like I was in a scary movie too. We lived out in the countryside and had a water pump to bring the water from the lake to the house. Fire ants like electricity -they're drawn to it- so they found the pump, got in it, destroyed it and a lot of them, and came into the house. Texas. Lol.
lilmslady 11
OMFG this is my biggest fear in the world!!! I probably would have beaten myself to death!!
truecolourss 4
I swear this happened in supernatural but with spiders, still scary. FYL OP!
speakersboom 19
what if thousands of little Paula Deen heads came pouring out instead, all yapping about "butter and oil, y'all", but instead sounding like "booter an' aail, y'all"... okay, maybe that's just something I would be terrified to experienced. *shudders*
TheCrispyCat 20
I actually laughed out loud at that 57
\ 28
#57 - why did you imagine that? You're a horrible ******* person.
julako 22
#90 a horrible ******* person or a ******* horrible person?
speakersboom 19
Meh, I'd say both.
GemmaAnne 10
I literally can't stop laughing at your comment!!
girlbye23 15
Oh jesus i live in the country now im scared.
saocrates 16
I don't think id be able to shower for a week out of fear OP, that's just terrifying.
ThatFancyPenn 18
Sometimes, since I have arachnephobia I get scared to take a shower so I can't for a day or to because I think that this same exact thing will happen.
Austin4848 1
I had a nightmare like that once but didn't think it was possible. Until now
ShadowFlame275 18
My worst nightmares coming true!
Rizzen 27
time to call the plumber! :D but seriously OP **** your life. that really does suck and i would freak out
mxij 13
And an exterminator!
Sports_guy3 28
After calling, run far away. Don't come back.
Rizzen 27
haha good call #9 :D
smokecloud_ 37
Too late for all of that. You're going to have to burn the house to the ground.
REALAfroninga 11
Alright, call a plumber, then get napkins, boards, and paper. Take the boards, put the paper on the boards in a diagonal pattern, then use the napkins to cover the paper completely and very, very carefully... Burn the house down
chickenman12312 12
What does OP mean?
CobraLazerFace 21
Pestilence, locust, war, famine, and ants coming out of your facuets!
cakefete2 31
How can war come out the faucet?
Zelphoric 25
At least it wasn't spiders?
Nilorak 24
Yeah ants are heavenly compared to spiders!
fuzz97 23
that's pretty horrifying
Raidriar 14
Think about it like this: When this happened, OP was likely naked. Also, most people stand under a shower to use it. I imagine ants falling from the sky upon OP's naked body is almost as bad as that scene in Indiana Jones where the guy is killed by the ants. I'll see you all in therapy!
perdix 31
At least your shower is ... *lowers sunglasses* anty-septic.
Zelphoric 25
Yeahhhhhhhh
FlyingLeumer 19
The sunglasses have returned
MissSarcasm01 18
Ohhhh..... WIN!!
xxDemonAngelxx 14
Am I the only one wondering How they got there?
Sports_guy3 28
We all are. This needs a follow up.
blaherman 12
my guess is the ants managed to chew through the copper piping to the shower and when op opened the shower valve the ants rushed for the New area that opened up.
sweetgal4598 10
We had that happen once. During winter ants will migrate to warmer regions like your bathroom. they go through the cracks in the wall and tile and crawl into the shower head. when you turn on the water it opens the valve and BOOM! instant mentally scarring horror.
Bonefish84 6
Maybe they forgot to pay the water bill