Animals and Miscellaneous: Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in...

By o_O - 23/06/2013 17:26 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, "This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today." FML

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Sunday 23 June 2013 23:34

I would switch vets if I were you OP.

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Sunday 23 June 2013 23:36

maybe he has more cats to check out?? Lets hope it's something like that op.

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RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 June 2013 15:55

Introduce him to "Pussy Riot"

sandnsun 7

Monday 24 June 2013 16:30

That is hilarious. YDI...lack of sense of humor

randomgirl4 3

Monday 24 June 2013 18:16

OP: oh so ur checking on yours too? *get up take the cat and leave*

JCal585 8

Monday 24 June 2013 19:35

He was making a joke. Sure it was awkward and in poor taste, but if that's enough to ruin your day, I would say get over yourself, OP.

ShinyArcanine 16

Monday 24 June 2013 19:37

He must love his job

Omniprism 14

Monday 24 June 2013 21:39

Oookkkkaaaayyy.

aeonsoul 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 1:01

Report him

awkwierd 9

Tuesday 25 June 2013 4:22

Someone give that guy a medal

Twigz 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:08

sounds like a bet. xD>

Euronymous93 29

Tuesday 25 June 2013 10:43

Sounds like you need to find a new vet and stay as far away from that veterinarian as possible!

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