Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
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pokemyeyes 23
What the ****
flyingflies 36
He...did what? Ok, I never understood why people feel the need to drink themselves into oblivion and to lose control of their rational mind. They are both at fault for doing such an inappropriate thing! I'm sorry for you and for your mother. To be clear, I don't condemn this because they are both men, but because it's a stupid think to do.
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Comments (121)
kendallskakb 13
Your dad and boyfriend probably are gay I have been shit faced plenty of times and never kissed a dude
Wellis0129 9
Oh. Just, oh. I am so sorry.
pancakessdsjsn 17
Dafuck did I just read
Sansational_ 18
If your dad likes him, I guess you're well off...?
MadJessTic 29
At least you know they get along! ...
monagro 22
like romantic make out or jokey make out?
KeatonHanson 28
Glad to hear they're getting along well
sandraw1 22
Only in the United States
zr11990 8
What a fag
ArcheryArtist 20
Damn that's gross!! Why the hell would he do that?! And was the dad a willing participant while they were drunk? I'm a lesbian without a farther so I can't say I could even try to relate, but I can't imagine my girlfriend making out with my mom, it's just so wrong on so many levels! There's no way I would be able to continue that relationship after that! No matter how much I liked them, I couldn't be around them after seeing them make out with my mom, there's no way I could kiss them ever again!