Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
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pokemyeyes 23
What the ****
flyingflies 36
He...did what? Ok, I never understood why people feel the need to drink themselves into oblivion and to lose control of their rational mind. They are both at fault for doing such an inappropriate thing! I'm sorry for you and for your mother. To be clear, I don't condemn this because they are both men, but because it's a stupid think to do.
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Comments (121)
Pentium_4 27
Even if they were both too drunk to remember, you can't unsee that. FYL
ssnow_fml 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
This is why you should never meet your significant others family.
BeautifulChaos27 37
You make this seem as if this is a common occurrence...
InfiniteSunshine 32
Boyfriend: Hey honey, do think it's about time I meet your family? Girlfriend: No, never, you might make out with my dad.
interesting33 37
That really sucks, could it have meant to have been a joke on their part perhaps? Possibly wishful thinking. To be honest it still utterly sucks.
mwali02 32
True! Let's hope that this is a late April Fool's day submission... What a day OP! :(
LyricaSilvan 30
Well, that's gonna make future family get-togethers awkward.
heavenlyassbutt 11
Wino veritas.
heavenlyassbutt 11
Wino veritas. Maybe he needs to explore the other side.Try talking to him about it.
fakedsincerity 32
Sure. But maybe not have him explore it with her own father....
Bragi 12
@21: In *vino* veritas.
sweetpotato301 7
They met for the very first time on a family holiday? That's a bit much for the first meeting!
itwasntme14 19
At least your boyfriend and dad get along..
nightstalker94 18
I call bullshit how's it that they were both willing to make out? Drunk or not
Thorzix 23
Gay people are a lot more common than one would imagine. Gay people with children also.
Bookworm1982 4
That is possible the most awesome terrible thing that I have ever read. If they weren't joking around, then you need to have a non-judgmental conversation with your boyfriend and find out if he is bisexual and why that happened.
Kitouran 30
He could also be pansexual or demisexual, if he'd already been feeling comfortable with OP's dad, but it sounds like they were just drunk. Unless you're talking about why he isn't straight, in which case that's kind of a dick move because he can't help it.
bibblebop 8
Was it made clear that the OP was a girl? I mean the boyfriend could just be gay and the only thing questionable is the dads orientation. It's still messed up but I don't know if orientations are up for debate.
yukithesmith 11
he couldnt be demi, because he didn't know the dad