Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie with my dog. Right as I hit the button, he sneezed on my face. Now I have an unexpected "glamour shot" that captures him mid-sneeze and me looking horrified, and I'm somehow still tempted to post it. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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Top comments
Lothem 4
What was the joke?
McNikk 15
You're still not half as bad as those people who do those duck faces.
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Comments (92)
Axel5238 29
aww that's kinda cute made. Though past a certain age it can get a little creepy and warrant a visit to my strange addiction.
Xatraris 38
You, sir, seem like quite the ladies man.
seriouscat 11
I don't get it.
onorexveritas 24
wow... just wow
NurseJonathan 9
Bad comment... Just bad comment.
cetlawizard 15
Just curious as to WHY you have a pillow pet @ 30..I don't know anyone over 18 who has a kids toy/pillow like that.
NurseJonathan 9
Perhaps it was a gift from a sibling, younger cousin, or maybe just wanted to sleep well at night away from the scary monsters. They're horrible creatures. Once when I was young, one was whispering in my ear about my butt, and he sounded like my Uncle Jeff! Then my dad fought the monster one of those times and now Uncle Jeff moved out. Wonder why.
NurseJonathan 9
... It costs you 400,000 dollars to make a creative comment...For twelve seconds. ... Yes that was a Team Fortress 2 reference, leave me alone.
Ambience138 11
Meh, I have 2 Pillowpets and a crapload of toys, do what makes you happy. Screw what everyone else thinks.
born_hustla 26
"Blanket and pillow pet, for the kid in you!"
BobbysBaby 3
i have a pillow pet, and i sleep with it every night that my 6 year old doesnt steal it on me.. ill be 30 on Monday, and i sleep with a turtle on my face..
pedinhuh 23
...okay...Still not bad as those who snaps thenselves in front of the mirror and proceed to write stupid sentences under each photo...