Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie with my dog. Right as I hit the button, he sneezed on my face. Now I have an unexpected "glamour shot" that captures him mid-sneeze and me looking horrified, and I'm somehow still tempted to post it. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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Top comments
Lothem 4
What was the joke?
McNikk 15
You're still not half as bad as those people who do those duck faces.
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Comments (92)
jlynpa 10
Did you coordinate this with your stompies and have the dream light on for mood lighting?
TabooSushi 24
This made me laugh for an unreasonably long amount of time. You win. XD
JohnLockmartin 4
I've never seen the YDI number larger than "I agree" number before
Silentcrafter11 13
I'd ask you what possessed you to do this, but then I think about what possessed Disney artists to draw a golden castle that had a tower that suspiciously looked like a penis.
therealafroninga 10
Damn you Internet!
kaedin25 0
It looks likes there 23k ass holes who read this
Frustrated78 11
Please get a life and a job...and never ever have kids. The future of this country terrifies me.
cmb8280 24
Wtf??
HEPennypacker 6
Wtf is a pillow pet?