Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
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Original_Outcast 23
And you milady have been friendzoned or sistered I feel you.
d4m4s74 12
Familyzoned!
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Comments (105)
chuckcloninger 12
Move on. Though its the first it won't be the last. Way life is.
thehonestone10 5
Why are almost a third of the girls acting like the guy is some sort of "jerk" or "do*uche" for not happily saying yes? Last time I checked, this is a free country and people aren't required to date someone. Girls reject guys alllllll the time if the guy isn't "hot enough". Hell, even if the girl and guy had a lot in common, if she's obviously hotter she will reject him in a heartbeat and 90% of the time the guy doesn't try to act like the girl is some huge b*tch- at least, not normal guys. Why do girls make that the norm, to hate on any guy who rejects them? Are girls egos so big that they have to demonize somebody that rejects them, in order to maintain that sense of egotistical superiority? He rejected you, you weren't good enough for him, GET OVER IT. Don't go dissing him to all your friends and trying to spread nasty awful rumors to make yourself feel better. It won't make you feel better, it'll just increase that black hole in your soul. It doesn't mean he's the devil, or a rapist or a womanizer. It just means you were a little too picky/greedy in who you wanted to date. Have more realistic standards next time why don'tcha
thehowiie 6
hey at least he let you down nice
SingleDT846_CRD 6
It's nice for him to being frank.
CharDee 15
Aww... But atleast you had the guts to tell him... I still have not told the guy I like
MeandMyKats 3
Let's take a moment of silence for our dear sister in the friend-zone. We've all been there sweetie. But that was kind of jerk-ish of him to reject you in that manner. He could have been nicer. Either way, you'll find better.
jackeechan 10
You got friendzoned by a guy. Now you know how we feel.
teentee401 37
Dear all guys out there, This is proof that girls can be friendzoned too. Love, teentee401
BFMV1225 7
And there goes my hope for my own confession.
br00kr 22
I feel so sorry for you. It's like the time I asked this guy out at the pool and he said "No, eww who would go out with somebody with autism." He then left me crying in a circle of friends and stood to laugh at me.