Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
Almost right
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Motherly love
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Well, actually…
Today, and almost every day, my mother tells me she loves me, and I say I love her back, even though I don’t. FML
Mostly OK
Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
Do you frequently say that to your mother? This reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Stewie kept hanging on his mother because she fixed his doll for him, then she finally went insane. This could be what's happening with your mother. Perhaps you should move out before she slams you in the head with a blunt object.
greenman_fml 0
better than something like, "I should have aborted you when I had the chance"
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Comments (36)
Big_A1 0
Did you ever think she was serious? You can't express very much emotion over text ratard...
Poepiepiesie 3
#6 hits the spot exactement.
ilovemydoodle123 0
exactly!
denisebalderas 0
hekka ****** up!!
tencalories 3
so?
Jocey465 0
sadly my mother does the same thing lmaooo but she goes "mmhmm" ..
fiblydinkerton 0
Who gives a ****
ladymichee 10
Lol, unconditional love? I call bullshit!
Burberryhype 20
Honestly if it's me,I will say the same thing too because i feel uncomfortable saying 'I love you too' back.Not really my style to show my feelings through words so i guess your mother does love you but shows it in her own ways.Don't worry op!
stellasue11 38
what a bitch, i wouldnt say it anymore if i were you :(