KaLa
Canada
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
womanlover12345
Spain
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
Anonymous
Almost right
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Anonymous
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Motherly love
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Well, actually…
Today, and almost every day, my mother tells me she loves me, and I say I love her back, even though I don’t. FML
dxl
United States
Mostly OK
Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
Do you frequently say that to your mother? This reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Stewie kept hanging on his mother because she fixed his doll for him, then she finally went insane. This could be what's happening with your mother. Perhaps you should move out before she slams you in the head with a blunt object.
greenman_fml 0
better than something like, "I should have aborted you when I had the chance"
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Comments (36)
bigbuttsowhat 0
hows this an fml what do you want her to say **** off ho
swimrgrl 0
that really doesnt coumt as an fml...she appreciates ur love
brie3 0
my mom does that al the time T.T
pauseforlaughter 0
people are like 'what do you expect her to say?' uhm...maybe 'i love you too'?
iloveronaldo 0
Really? Totally not FML worthy!!!
HyperExecuter 0
this is the gayest price of shit I've ever read.... this does not mean that she does not love u but hell, even she said something mean, it would still barely be fml. seriously, the only reason she would not love u is if u u wrote gay shit.... oh wait, did
ajthere4u 0
I don't get why this is a fml
karinerz 0
How is this an fml? At least a thanks is better than her replying I don't love you.
lovergirl7 1
I'm calling bullshit because this was on the O.C.
iloveTheMiz 0
I do that whenever my dad tells me he loves me.