jentown11
United States
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
San Angelo, United States
Fast food dinner
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Anonymous
Shawnee, United States
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Such a pity
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Anonymous
United States
Which is worse?
Today, my husband was diagnosed with cancer, but that's not the worst part. He immediately told me he wanted a divorce afterwards. He insists that he's doing it for me. FML
Anonymous
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
PokeWife
Omaha, United States
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
ZaraAce
United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
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mo_the_owl 0
pfffff... Texas.
anonnie 0
Damn. Lol
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xxjoexx 0
What's the problem? it sounds like you and he worked it out just fine.
ayyeitssammy 0
AHAHAHAHAHAH . pwned [;
OverEnthusiast 0
...What, does he own you? Pack your stuff and get your ass out. What's he gonna do about it? If worse comes to worst, that's what we have restraining orders and police officers for. Jeez. Grow a pair, lady.
null_fml 11
Good point. If she physically grew a pair, I bet he'd be reconsidering the divorce option very quickly!
CyclonePsycho 1
I had to laugh. I didn't mean to; it's a pretty suckish situation, but how you worded this was pretty hilarious. Watch Desperate Housewives for a while (season premiere yesterday). You'll get all the answers you need from the almighty Bree. ;D
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
Only one solution... MURDER.
Spenceryue 0
**** him
kylxyisbomb 0
Watch your language!! (that goes for all those using bad language on this site!!!)
silly_kate 0
and you failed to notice the name of the site is 'fmylife'? i'm pretty the 'f' stands for '****' instead of 'firetruck', but you know, this is just a rumour....... not really meant to be a 'clean' or 'child-friendly' site!
giratina16 0
you can still get a divorce without his signature but i think it might have to go to a divorce court but if you really want 1 then do it
oboo15161 0
I agree with Nemephosis. He doesn't own you. Serve him the papers with a handwritten note that says "I'm divorcing your sorry ass. End of discussion."
kylxyisbomb 0
Personally, I think it's great your husband wants to stay together. He's trying, and you should be thankful. It's not very good that when one person gets tired of someone they feel like they can just leave them. You and your husband are married, meaning you made a commitment to stay together and work through it. You're not dating anymore, and it means it's now time to mature and work through whatever problems you may have. I wish you and your hubby all the luck with your marriage!!
c_money150 0
Lol! That has to be awkward..