jentown11
United States
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
San Angelo, United States
Fast food dinner
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Anonymous
Shawnee, United States
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Such a pity
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Anonymous
United States
Which is worse?
Today, my husband was diagnosed with cancer, but that's not the worst part. He immediately told me he wanted a divorce afterwards. He insists that he's doing it for me. FML
Anonymous
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
PokeWife
Omaha, United States
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
ZaraAce
United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
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mo_the_owl 0
pfffff... Texas.
anonnie 0
Damn. Lol
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Comments (204)
kukopia 0
You forgot the end part; 'and make me a sandwich'
I_am_stupid_also 6
All the fantasies about abuse and control that commenters are coming up with from this little FML is very entertaining. To me it sounds like the poster is a flake who felt a little bored today so tried to pick a fight by mentioning the D word. The husband says "no" and she goes back to watching Oprah.
TheOthin 0
Clearly, the husband was aware of some reason why she would want to get a divorce. If he wasn't, I'd think he'd be more concerned about the unknown problem than simply not caring and saying "no". Either way, it seems he just doesn't care about her feelings on this, which indicates that she's probably right to want a divorce.
kukopia 0
So little info. The OP is obviously hidding the truth behind the FML so we'll feel sorry for her. I'm not falling for it. No info, no care, no vote.
doggie3 0
You're a woman. You have power over him any day of the week. just leave.
Spaceghost77 0
Make him a sandwich and apologize.
InuYasha17 0
#60 (offense intended) you're stupid.
brokenglass666 0
Honey, this is called Verbal Abuse. And if you are in need of a divorce, you probably already know that something in your relationship is not working. You need to hold your own though, trust me. The sooner you are free from his controlling behavior, that happier you will be. Don't wait until it's too late.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Of course it's verbal abuse. And if there are any kids it is also child abuse and so therefore many years of child support payments and/or alimony needed to pay for years of therapy.
Brittface 6
Haha leave his ass. #7. what's wrong with Texas?
xxstealthxx 0
lol you let him control you
gemyourface 0
Something tells me this isn't the end of the conversation.
ImAKlutz15 0
This sounds just like the one with the boyfriend... today i told my boyfriend i wanted to break up with him he said no. or something like that i dont remember exactly