Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fast food dinner
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Such a pity
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Which is worse?
Today, my husband was diagnosed with cancer, but that's not the worst part. He immediately told me he wanted a divorce afterwards. He insists that he's doing it for me. FML
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
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mo_the_owl 0
pfffff... Texas.
anonnie 0
Damn. Lol
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Comments (204)
Adurr 0
that sucks
mikhailb1990 0
ahahahahahahahahaha.......whipped!
PallasAthea 0
Lol. Because you need need his permission, of course.
googoodoll123 0
haha i agree with #162 soooo wipped
Projund_Skishy 0
Genesis 3:16
mangotron 0
lol owned, NOW DO THE DISHES!!!
WTFsGoingOn 0
Maybe he believes in the 80 20 rule of relationships.
googoodoll123 0
Damn and who said every thing is better in Texas.
boolover 0
Just leave him if you are not happy with him anymore... I did and believe me you will feel better when he is out of your life.
Josh_Factor 0
Oh yeah, go ahead and leave. Instead of making this relationship work, just find the perfect guy. I'm sure everything will end up absolutely perfect with the next guy you find. Unless you're getting abused, but it sounds more like you simply got tired of him or there's a problem you refuse to try and work out. Your life is only messed because that's the way you choose to make it.