Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fast food dinner
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Such a pity
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Which is worse?
Today, my husband was diagnosed with cancer, but that's not the worst part. He immediately told me he wanted a divorce afterwards. He insists that he's doing it for me. FML
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
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mo_the_owl 0
pfffff... Texas.
anonnie 0
Damn. Lol
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Thunderbender 2
You mean make me a Sammich
caltain 0
That pretty much defines irreconcilable differences...
yardsgreen 0
So... you marry him, take the vows and everything. Then you want us to feel sorry for you because you ****** up your own life and want a divorce? I can't say I'd want to stay with you, you sound like a real bitch. Your husband's a stronger man than I.
katiepops 0
my ex bf did exactly the same thing when i said i wanted to break up, he said 'well i dont', end of discussion. i broke up with him 2 days later over the phone. he isn't respecting what you want.
mommmma 0
some men are abusive and it isnt that easy to just up and leave. and restraining orders are just a piece of paper. if someone wants to "hurt/kill" you, the restraining order is the last damn thing they'll be worried about. death do us part....but there are some things you cant forgive/get over. seriously. people shouldnt even get married. it would solve the whole divorce thing. god. IGNORANCE SEEMS TO BE PLENTIFUL ON THIS SITE
Aspie 0
YDI for wanting to divorce him!
Maxbigwood 0
So what, you want to divorce him so you can take half of his stuff which he worked for?
harahune 0
What exactly is stopping you from doing it anyway?
radman 0
Does the phrase "Women's Rights" ring any bells? There are ways of divorcing him even if he doesn't want it. Talk to a lawyer or your local human services. Either way, GTFO!
jasonsexcema 3
why did this even get on FML? sounds like you're too weak to walk out on him. grow a pair and leave if you want. you're in control of your own life, or else get in the herd and start saying MOOOOOO