Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fast food dinner
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Such a pity
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Which is worse?
Today, my husband was diagnosed with cancer, but that's not the worst part. He immediately told me he wanted a divorce afterwards. He insists that he's doing it for me. FML
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
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mo_the_owl 0
pfffff... Texas.
anonnie 0
Damn. Lol
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Comments (204)
irritatedone 5
Maybe consider marriage counseling first.
Achan_fml 5
Give him a reason to wanna divorce then xD time to stop holding back
Strafeh 9
Boss.
TheEpicPies 15
Men always think their better and more superior to women, but their not.
jshaw104 1
Hmmm... I can see why you want one!!!
herpaderpy 0
smack a hoe. hell, if a guy ever told me i had to stay with him he'd be brofisted in the dick so fast he couldnt even have a Charlie Sheen comeback.
cunningchick 1
That happened to my mom, he was abusive, verbally and physically, don't let him control you.
newburton13 26
Tell him it's not the end of the discussion. This isn't the 19th century and he can't force you to stay. Don't let him control you. Get the divorce ASAP.
Cachoo1999 1
You should just get that divorce and kick him in the balls and say" were getting a divorce". End of discussion
allisadawn91 8
Good for him. Someone knows what marriage actually means