jentown11
United States
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
San Angelo, United States
Fast food dinner
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Anonymous
Shawnee, United States
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Such a pity
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Anonymous
United States
Which is worse?
Today, my husband was diagnosed with cancer, but that's not the worst part. He immediately told me he wanted a divorce afterwards. He insists that he's doing it for me. FML
Anonymous
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
PokeWife
Omaha, United States
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
ZaraAce
United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
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mo_the_owl 0
pfffff... Texas.
anonnie 0
Damn. Lol
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Comments (204)
bibbit 0
lmaoooo win!
littlemuffet 0
LEAVE TEXAS NOW.
hanizzle09 0
LMFAO! omg, sorry that made me laugh so much, oh what a dickmunch
fastcared 1
Hey -- Don't you think it is better to talk with your spouse and consider resolving problems, rather than just wake up one day and declare that you want a divorce? Back the truck up!
indianabummer 0
I'm guessing if this is how this discussion went, it's a lot like the whole marriage has gone and the husband is unwilling to even consider changing or talking over anything. OP needs to get out, if he's gonna make it difficult have friends there, move out when he's not around, or call the police
GriefBacon 0
So?
nicktowery 0
well, you're a woman. you don't have a say. why weren't you making dinner instead of posting this?
swanlee 0
Way to bail on a supposed life long commitment, YDI
TheOthin 0
Way to be archaic.
freddie_fml 0
How's life in 1784 anyway?
danis_fml 12
you should not let yourself be treated like that men are jerks.
Fookmylyphe 0
"I want a divorce" says wife "Well I don't" replies husband "Okay. So what would you like for dinner"
RavishMe77 0
Yeah, that's pretty much how I pictured the situation.
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Encouraging murder is a crime you know and how did this comment get by the moderator? And why is this showing up under a different post and not the one with shovel and lime?
captainamerica50 0
WHy dont you work on your marriage a little bit, sounds like your unwilling to give it a chance because you didnt suggest a divorce, you "told" him you wanted one. So he "told" you he didnt. Dont take vows of lifelong committment if you cant keep them. To those saying he's abusive, theres absolutely nothing to suggest this in the FML, for all you know its just as likely that SHES abusive so shut up. If he is, then you have good reason to get out of their quickly, but if not get some counseling or try to find out what the problem is. Sounds to me like communication is the main problem.