Today, I wanted to be on top during sex, after always being on the bottom. Afterwards, he said, "You're never riding me like that again." FML
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my very top boyfriend told me he was ready to try being the bottom. He moaned and complained about the pain the entire time, even though I got less than 2 inches in, and then got angry I was taking so long to cum. I thought I was the drama queen in our house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, I had to finally accept that no amount of communication, directions, or diagrams will make my otherwise great boyfriend good at sex. When he's on top, he thrusts like the tin man with no oil. When I'm on top, he lays there like a sedated mattress. He refuses to try anything new. FML
Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick crack. I fractured his penis. He's never going to have sex with me again. FML
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Top comments
Henry8cooper 15
A penis is a quite sensitive thing - and having someone riding it can actually be quite painful - so maybe pay a little attention and find a way that feels good
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
what did you do?
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Comments (13)
jojimugo 20
Constructive criticism?
mamma97 3
Poor thing.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
what did you do?
Darebearius 7
Sex is about what you both like. He just suck it up and let you ride him since you enjoy it.
Henry8cooper 15
A penis is a quite sensitive thing - and having someone riding it can actually be quite painful - so maybe pay a little attention and find a way that feels good
1known 34
He can tell her and not be rude as he has been.
Brian Kristopher Thompson 4
Your a fah
PenguinPal3017 19
bottom energy
Nhayaa 21
Looks like you need to find your Doreah to learn how to properly ride your Drogo...
WeirdUS 30
Really depends on how you are doing it. Many women forget a penis is a sensitive thing and yes you can go crazy but there are somethings that are just uncomfortable across the board.
alycion 39
Sounds easily fixable with some guidance from him and more practice. If you are mature enough to have sex, you should be mature enough to talk with that partner on things you like and don’t like to find things you both like. And ways to mix things up.
nonameDE 11
Yeah... teens.. forget to speak about, because of missing experience. I just guess she was bending, so she reached a good point — but this is the most painful.
misswilwarin96 11
The main point here is: ask him what you did wrong and go from there. But I honestly can't understand how you messed that up. I guess it depends on what position exactly. I prefer cowgirl to reverse cowgirl because it's easier to see what I'm doing.