I married a child
Gamer boy
Today, I watched my 35 year-old husband start up a new video game. He named his character "Boner." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sasquatch21
Bahrain
Game on
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
bloodshedblack
United States
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
Anonymous
Kilkeel, United Kingdom
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
rani
Oslo, Norway
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
ThinZ
United States
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
I hate him
Don't yuck peoples' yum
Today, my husband bought a Pokémon game and started playing it in bed. It's like I'm married to an eight year-old boy. Why can't I have a normal man, who reads books or even plays normal games for an adult? I can barely look at him without feeling ashamed for settling with such an overgrown child. FML
gibbette
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Apcn
Concarneau, France
Catchy
Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well - for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML
Wife of a wannabe loser
No chicks in the Man Cave
Today, I went into my husband's man cave to ask him a question. He was blasting a song about being an unemployed single loser, singing along, and playing video games. What the fuck did I marry? FML
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JuneBleeds4 20
So what? Leave him be because he's having fun. From the sounds of it, there isn't much joy elsewhere in his life...
ChefEPL 9
If she thinks it’s going to get better, I’m 52 and I name my game characters the same.
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JuneBleeds4 20
So what? Leave him be because he's having fun. From the sounds of it, there isn't much joy elsewhere in his life...
ChefEPL 9
If she thinks it’s going to get better, I’m 52 and I name my game characters the same.
GoogieWithers 25
If it's one of those games that involve killing, he may see on the screen 'Killed by Boner!' And if you don't find that funny then I feel sorry for you.
FluffythePink 23
My boyfriend is nearly 50 and his usual gaming name is Hairy Growla. They never grow out of it. Just roll your eyes and move on.