Today, I told my family I was divorcing my husband. My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my wife demanded a divorce because I returned custody of my nieces and nephew to my brother, who has spent the last few years recovering from a horrible car accident. My wife wanted us to keep and adopt them. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my husband of 10 years decided only after I told him I wanted a divorce that his niece is also his daughter. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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Top comments
jelly713 19
Wow, that's a bit odd. How old is your little sister, OP?
karlcolt45 19
I visit my ex uncle more than my blood aunt haha funny how things work out.
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Comments (63)
locofo 3
Let them have him if your not happy get out
noelasis94 18
Maybe the kid has taste, I mean kids are extremely honest right?
bReLiNg 18
How little is she?
coleelovesMAGIC 8
Um sibling rivalry. She probably didn't mean it. Plus all siblings dislike each other, especially if their young
ragini95 16
So I'm guessing you said no?
tararochelle 18
Hopefully a joke! You're family should support you not him. Even if they like him a lot!
kenoswild 14
You could have replied, 'no, little sister.... You're not getting my hand me downs this time...."
dr_snow_bear 29
That would have been a sick burn!
pattayarick 8
I divorced my wife, not my in-laws. They see me more than they see her. Even after 20 years
buckerado 19
18-If you are smarter than your relatives how come you spelt "possibly" and "doesn't" incorrectly? You have to judge yourself before judging others...in most cases.
shibler2 2
I told my sister that when she and my brother in-law were having problems.....