Today, I told my family I was divorcing my husband. My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my wife demanded a divorce because I returned custody of my nieces and nephew to my brother, who has spent the last few years recovering from a horrible car accident. My wife wanted us to keep and adopt them. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my husband of 10 years decided only after I told him I wanted a divorce that his niece is also his daughter. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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Top comments
jelly713 19
Wow, that's a bit odd. How old is your little sister, OP?
karlcolt45 19
I visit my ex uncle more than my blood aunt haha funny how things work out.
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Comments (63)
Wizzlbang 10
No one should EVER be obligated to like someone just because they're related to them. I'm lucky enough that my family is pretty nice, but I've known plenty of people who's relatives were just overall shitty people and to be forced to be in contact with them would just be unhealthy.
BrookieAnn 19
Kids say the darndest things? Divorce her too maybe?
akimes94 5
I have a feeling we know who the ol' witch is in this marriage.
akimes94 5
I have a feeling we know who the ol' witch is in this marriage.
watsonpsykosis 10
My family told me that if I got divorced from my wife they would keep her instead of me, and I completely agree. I would be a complete idiot to let her go.
adam_night 9
That's just cute,she wants a friend don't take offense OP
duckit 0
Sister is probably banging the husband
cuponoodles34 10
well it just happens that your husband got along better with your family than with you.
S182 15
What if your relative is a rapist?
Morgiepoooh9822 17
That the moment when you yell "THROAT CHOP!" Then chop her throat.