Today, I told my family I was divorcing my husband. My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my wife demanded a divorce because I returned custody of my nieces and nephew to my brother, who has spent the last few years recovering from a horrible car accident. My wife wanted us to keep and adopt them. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my husband of 10 years decided only after I told him I wanted a divorce that his niece is also his daughter. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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Top comments
jelly713 19
Wow, that's a bit odd. How old is your little sister, OP?
karlcolt45 19
I visit my ex uncle more than my blood aunt haha funny how things work out.
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Comments (63)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Mail her to him. Two birds with one stone.
boofgall 16
8- Yeah, kids can be pretty honest with their feelings when they're young. Maybe he's just a really nice guy and she prefers him to her sister. Which connects to your point that she may not be the nicest sister. So many posslities!
outoftown 27
Not necessarily an insult, OP. If she's a little kid, it may just mean she likes him, too, and doesn't want to lose him in her life.
twinkiefeets 17
What if the sister is 25.
EvilPuggy 11
It's categorised under kids. ._.
SuperDanielNL 23
This FML really depends on the age of the little sister. Anyways OP, perhaps this is an eye opener to be nicer to your own family, I mean without them you'd be all alone.
baba01_fml 17
So when does he move in?
SuperDanielNL 23
I disagree, I have relatives who are complete shit for brains, I don't see how I can posibly related to them. Besides everyone is entitled to their own respectful opinion. Just because you share some DNA does'nt make you good friends.
RevenVx 16
11-Just because they're family doesn't mean you have to like them. I don't talk to anyone on my dads side and have made it clear with them I don't want them to contact me, they're bad people and I don't want that in my life.
Steve95401 49
Ship your soon to be ex-husband to your kid sister. Just make sure that there are air holes in the crate and that your kid sister pays the freight.
perdix 31
Your ex might want to trade up to a later model. If she gets detailed and a professional wax job, she might keep him as a repeat customer for your family brand.
kawaiisakura 12
...and if the sister is only 8 or so?...kinda creepy we may not know the age of those 2, but I'd say at least 18 or so...(I'm not sure of the earliest age to marry so I'm guessing) and in which case, that'd be very pedophilic
chillinAK 9
Sure they love you, maybe your soon to be ex is just easier to hang with. Sorry.