Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Communication breakdown
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Top comments
rxsey16 16
I hope you're not dating him anymore. Get a guy who will treat you with respect. FYL OP.
khurshedn 7
Now might be a good time to tell him good bye.
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Comments (95)
Toriahh 21
This sounds like something my boyfriend and I would say as we would be joking around. Hopefully it's like that and he's not an ass :/
messymessiah 11
He's the one that can **** off OP. I hope you are single and loving yourself now instead (that sounds dirtier than I meant it to be)
Xion0014 20
Love hurts.
ellemacho 12
#rude
sammiixoxo 12
Now you can tell him to **** off.
littleking94 14
awww how romantic
XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14
What was his side of the story? Did you guys have an argument? Can't exactly go with you on this one, unless your boyfriends a douche.
hektek 11
I hope you mean "ex-boyfriend"
trey600rr 22
sounds like you need to reevaluate your standards
SirMrButters 28
Then do what he said... If you know what I mean ;)