Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Communication breakdown
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Top comments
rxsey16 16
I hope you're not dating him anymore. Get a guy who will treat you with respect. FYL OP.
khurshedn 7
Now might be a good time to tell him good bye.
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Comments (95)
sNOOBie_fml 24
What if the guy's a gamer and was occupied with something important-ish or they just have the sort of relationship where they can say mean stuff to each other and know it's not true? You guys don't know the relationship other than based on the FML and your immediate response is to dump him. WTF?
Fmlsea 28
umm it doesn't matter weathertheguys a gamer or in the middle of something important he could've gone about that better. if he didnt want to say ilove you yet then he could of just said that he wasnt ready .there was no need for him to be rude. i think they both need to have a chat about what happened and then go from there.
sNOOBie_fml 24
#31: I agree that he could've been gentle in his response to her confession of love and handled it better, but I don't think you've been around at least PC games with your presumption that gamers don't have dirty mouths in the spur of the moment.
PANDORUM89 21
does he know he is your bf?
Fmlsea 28
jeez if he didnt want to say i love you yet he could of said something better then that. saying "**** off" sounds like as if hes annoyed to hear it, if thats the case then why is he with you? i think you need to have a chat with him and see why he said that.
Jord_Fox 14
Well that escalated quickly
ukuartist 13
You mean ex boyfriend right?
disbatch 14
Choose another
racejunkie 4
I could only wish my girlfriend would say that more
cbroady0529 9
I'm going to make some assumptions here, because I've done the same to my husband on rare occasion. Were you in the middle of a heated fight that you just wanted to be over so you said ILY as a peace offering but he was still pissed off? Hmmm?
CoupeDeAce 6
Patrick Swayze always said Ditto in Ghost. Demi loved him for it. Maybe this is just his "Ditto".
RedPillSucks 33
sounds like it's time to take him at his word and **** off